Spinning Like a Girl in a Brand New Dress


I can’t stand these fucking people with these fucking family window stickers on their cars a murderer is gonna come into your fucking house and you’re gonna try to hide your kids in the fucking closet and he’s gonna be like naw bitch I saw your fucking mini van I know you have six more kids where are they

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How to get a boyfriend

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I’m scared as hell to want you. But here I am, wanting you anyway.

- Meredith Grey (via hefuckin)

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this person is replying to their own text message

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subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns


Oh, right. The marathon. The marathon for Disneyland, the marathon chosen especially to run around Disneyland, Disneyland’s marathon. That marathon?

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