Spinning Like a Girl in a Brand New Dress

seabelle:

I can’t stand these fucking people with these fucking family window stickers on their cars a murderer is gonna come into your fucking house and you’re gonna try to hide your kids in the fucking closet and he’s gonna be like naw bitch I saw your fucking mini van I know you have six more kids where are they

(Source: charisma-and-personality)

beben-eleben:

How to get a boyfriend

(Source: rejoiceful)

(Source: jennadaily)

I’m scared as hell to want you. But here I am, wanting you anyway.

- Meredith Grey (via hefuckin)

(Source: de-ceiver)

rammarcio:

this person is replying to their own text message

(Source: g-odd-ess)

(Source: kilometersprower)

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

singingsh0wtunes:

subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns

weallheartonedirection:

Oh, right. The marathon. The marathon for Disneyland, the marathon chosen especially to run around Disneyland, Disneyland’s marathon. That marathon?

(Source: corpish)